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I do what I can, and then i'm screwed over in the end.

ohnline:

Can’t I get to my late 20’s-30’s where I’m settled in my career, I have my own place and I’m with people I actually believe are gonna stay for the long haul?

buyakasha:

pepperandpals:

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

it always warms my heart to see birds approving human music like we did it guys we impressed the best

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anqelhood:

please be nice to all animals, even the ones you don’t find cute, they have feelings too

12b6:

Funny how we regularly turn down job applications for law student internships for having a typo in their cover letters but having three different women publicly accuse you of sexual assault doesn’t stop you from being hired for the highest possible legal job in the country 

shesnake:

shesnake:

shesnake:

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

Like vampires (in western Christian mythos) were supposed to embody everything that was rejected by Christianity into one fearsome creature therefore vampires are basically everything the church hates and therefore?? not straight

getoffmybloghoe:

when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

stephenstranges:

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed.

thelibrarina:

writing-prompt-s:

You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.

For never was a story of more woe
O bard Alexa, play us despacito.

twitterlols:

this is so smart omg

illumiminaughty-re:

when your friend is considering watching your favorite show

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